Foi ao ar [EUA]: 09/04/07

Robin prepara um chá de panela para Lily e descobre que o presente que comprou é meio pesado para o ambiente. Barney contrata uma stripper para a despedida de solteiro de Marshall.

Roteirista: Chris Harris
Direção: Pamela Fryman
Participações Especiais: Matt Boren (Stuart), Jamie Rose Hagan (Stripper), Joe Manganiello (Brad), K Callan (Grandma Lois), Meagen Fay (Janice), Patricia Place (Aunt Florence), Corie Vickers (Cousin Margaret), Erin Cardillo (Treasure)

Quotes

Ted: We just don’t like your naked girls.
Barney: What!? My girls aren’t hot enough. I mean, yeah alright fine, the stripper at Stuart’s bachelor party was a 15.
Ted: She was 15!!?
Barney: No. A 15. Like in blackjack.
Ted:… As in.. not sure whether you’d hit it?
Barney: Exactly!
Ted: Nice.

Ted: We love naked girls. They’re one of the best things in the world. It goes: naked girls, democracy, the scene in Every Which Way But Loose where the monkey gives the guy the finger.

Robin: Check out what I got Lily for her shower. It’s kind of racy, think you can handle it?
Barney: I’ve been in a ten-way, so yeah.

Marshall: It’s my bachelor party—no strippers.
Barney: Awww, he thinks he has a choice.

Stuart: Marriage is like jail, right fellas? Except in jail, you get to have sex.

[Flashback de Barney indo buscar Lily em San Francisco]
Barney: Yeah, yeah, yeah… Barney what are you doing here…I can’t believe it’s really you…Come in, have a seat…You want some tea…I know the apartment’s small but I don’t need much space… let me show you some of my paintings…I think it’s some of my best work ever. JUST STOP IT! Lily, you have to come home. You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have something most people search their whole lives for and never find. I know you love him and if you knew what he was going through right now you wouldn’t be here for one more second. I bought you a ticket home. Marshall is one of the best people I know and it won’t be long until someone else realizes that and you will lose him forever. I can’t stand the thought of that happening and I cannot keep stealing chicks from him forever. Never ever tell anyone I was here, I will deny it tooth and nail; this trip never happened. [Barney bate a porta de novo.]
Barney: [abre a porta de Lily de novo] Hey, if you had three hours to kill before your flight, what would you do… Alcatraz or Fisherman’s Wharf?

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