Foi ao ar [EUA]: 24/09/07

Robin aparece com seu novo namorado e isto motiva Ted a seguir em frente.

Roteirista: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
Direção: Pamela Fryman
Participações Especiais: Frank Alvarez (Steve), Amanda Loncar (Lydia), Mandy Moore (Amy), Enrique Iglesias (Gael)

Quotes

Barney:… dary, Legendary!

Barney: What’s up? Oh, and BTW, I am never speaking to Ted again.
Lily: Really? Not even if, say, butterflies flew out of his ass?

Ted: OH MY GOD! I have a tattoo!
Barney: That’s not a tattoo. That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp.
Ted: Tramp stamp?
Barney: You know, a hoetag, ass antlers, a Panama City licence plate.

Barney: We are going to an after-hours club so after-hours, it’s three days from now. What up!

Barney: Here it is: Acrobats from Montreal, they’re super flexible. We are gonna get Cirque-du-So-laid. What uuuup?

Marshall: Weren’t you wearing a bra?

Barney: As your wingman I’m going to get you a 12. Or at least two 6s. Failing that, four 3s. And—break glass in case of emergency—we’ll go to Staten Island and get you twelve 1s

Ted do futuro: Kids, there’s more than one story of how I met your mother. You know the short version, the thing with your mom’s yellow umbrella. But there’s a bigger story; the story of how I became who I had to become before I could meet her. And that story begins here.

Barney: (para Ted) Dude, I’m so excited that you are single again. We are going to conquer New York City. I already have a girl from work lined up for you. Right boob bigger than the left boob; which some choose to look at as bra half empty, I choose to look bra half full.

Gael: Gael.
Ted: Gail?
Gael: Gael.
Barney: Kyle?
Gael: Gael.
Marshall: Girl?

Marshall: ‘Male Gail’ is not our friend!

(Amy rouba bebida do McLaren’s)
Barney: They know us here. You’re going to get us into trouble!
Amy: Do you ask your tailor to leave extra room in your crotch for your giant vagina?

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