Foi ao ar [EUA]: 15/10/2007

Barney e Ted brigam por causa de uma mesma garota. Robin finge gostar do filho do seu novo namorado.

Roteirista: Kourtney Kang
Direção: Rob Greenberg
Participações Especiais: Nicholas Roget-King (Doug), Pamela Darling (Four-Year-Old Katie), Olivia Howard Bagg (11-Year-Old Robin), Janet Varney (Stacey Gusar), Deanna Russo (Brooke Bartholomay), Brad Rowe (George)

Quotes

Katie: Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?
Robin: I go to school all week. Can’t I have just five minutes to myself to read Highlights and drink my juice?

Lily: Dumped by a six-year-old.
Robin: Whatever, he’s a stupid-head.

Robin: (the guy she’s dating has a kid) Why is this kid around anyway? Shouldn’t he be with his mother? I mean, what kind of lawyer does this guy have if he has to take care of the kid all the time?
Lily: A good one. He won full custody.
Robin: “He won?” (confused) He won? Oh, God, getting the kid is “winning”, isn’t it? Don’t tell anyone I said that.

Robin: I like sports cars, but I don’t want to push a Ferrari through my vagina.
Barney: Shotgun!

Barney: You can’t spell “game” without “me”, and me has the best game.

Marshall: We’ve had sex 1,053½ times… my mom called once.

Lily: Well, there’s nothing wrong with this guy. He’s really nice and he’s really cute.
Ted: But…
Lily: Fine. But he has a kid.
Marshall: Oh…
Ted: Aha there it is. Robin is not going out with a guy with a kid.
Lily: But the guy is really great and his kid’s sweet. He’s in my class.
Ted: It doesn’t matter. Robin hates kids.
Robin: I don’t hate kids.
Ted: You told me even when you were a kid you hated kids.

Robin: What’s my “but”? You know, I’m really nice, but…
Ted [em pensamento]: But she’s afraid of commitment.
Lily [em pensamento]: But she’s a gun nut.
Barney [em pensamento]: But she’s… Canadian.
Marshall [em pensamento]: But she doesn’t like Field of Dreams.
All: I can’t think of anything.

Doug: You’re supposed to pour the milk first!
Robin: No, you pour the cereal first to see how much milk you need!
Doug: It tastes better milk first!
Robin: It tastes the same!
Doug: Why are you wearing my dad’s pants?
Robin: Milk first it is.

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